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jacker

someone who begins shooting another player in a video game after that player is already being shot, and takes the kill.
You fucking jacker! He was MINE!
by G.G. November 23, 2003
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A Jackie

When a girl has a great body and totally do-able, but her face looks like some kind of lagoon creature that has spawned from the combined hatred of the world into a tangible cluster-fuck of GOO!
She is so heinous that you would rather chop off her head and replace it with a Jack-o-lantern, take care of your business and then move on with your life. Hence the word 'Jackie.'
Jackie's are most commonly girls that you only see from behind and first and are misled to think is hot.
Sean: Dude that chick is seriously hot.
Adam: Which one?
Sean: The one over there with her back to us.
(She turns around)
Adam: Aw! She's a Jackie.
by David Atkins March 28, 2011
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jacked up

jacked up is used to describe a time framed situation, item, behavior or comment that is wrong, foul, ugly and or damaged. it is the foundational description of understanding that nothing is going to move, go well, work or prosper unless immediate action is taken or the course of behavior changes direction.
candy: who invited that mess to the party? she is so jacked up.
dave: shhhsh! be cool, that's the bosses daughter-i'm dating her.


officer: your friend over there told us you are the owner of the paraphenilia, is that correct?
suspect: man, that is so jacked up, it's his.


shelly: i heard terese's mom is going out with her ex boyfriend sean!
clare: ew! poor teresa, that is so jacked up for her mom to do that!

student one: then the professor said he was cutting my grade for missing five days
student two: you need to take that to the board bro-he is jacked up!

mom: did you get the laundry washed?
son: no, the washer's all jacked up

mark: bro, i lost your keys last night after the party and don't know where your car is.
jeff: dude, you are jacked up, that is so wrong

amber: for real, the only place i could find to get sick was in the hall closet-for real, the bathroom was locked.
monica: amber, for real, that is so jacked up. if i were you i would not tell anyone else. she is still grounded for having the party and wants to know who got her busted for boones farm yak on her mom's linens.

tom: i got her number when he wasn't looking
brandon: man, i told you don't go there- he jacked up the last guy that went after his woman real bad. dude still can't smile right.

driver on phone: my tire is flat and i have my car jacked up without a spare.
tow truck/vehicle repair dispatcher: that's jacked up-we'll send someone right out.
by redskin creek September 29, 2008
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Jackile

To tell a roommate to leave so that one can masturbate. Similar to sexile, but no partner involved and significantly more pathetic.
Jack: Hey, Chris, would you mind leaving for a minute?
Chris: Umm...why?
Jack: Well, I uuh have to take care of some business, if you catch my drift.
Chris: God damnit, again! This is like the 7th time today you've jackiled me!
by Jack's_Roommate November 18, 2009
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Jackeet

Ella is JACKEET when she sees dogs
by Stongstong March 14, 2018
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Jackie

A girl who is tall, kind, beautiful and puts everyone else’s feelings first. She is genuine and always loves to give hugs & laugh & absolutely loves sports.
Jackie walks in the room and immediately luminates the room with her smile.
by uhyoujaki September 24, 2018
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Jackie

Jackie is a very loving and caring mother she talks for way too long and she makes very good food
Jackie likes to talk to people for hours
by Js29! April 1, 2019
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