Irish Creampie

When a dude Creampies in a chick, kindly offers to get her a towel, then skips out the front door without saying Goodbye.

Girl 1"We had this amazing sex! Then he told me he was gonna get me a wipe rag. But he never came back."
Girl 2: "Sounds like a classic Irish Creampie."

by smr1983 August 5, 2017

Irished

Off to a great start, but then to fizzle out.

"That was a great night, last night" said Dave "But I irished it and done a legger"

by preytec2 January 5, 2017

Irish CrossFit

When you talk about doing CrossFit a dozen times, drink too much, and skip it the next morning.

Terry keeps inviting me to CrossFit tomorrow, wanna come.

Nah, he will end up doing an Irish CrossFit.

by Shelldaddy September 27, 2019

Irish Shower

To be showered with piss and cash money at the same time; a golden shower whilst making it rain on the person simultaneously.

Dude, richard got an Irish shower last night; he made $300 and cured his jellyfish sting all at the same time!

by Feistyfrontier June 15, 2022

irish facial

the act in which the male partner masturbates onto female's face

an irish facial is what i did to your mom last night

by joseph sandeau April 25, 2006

Irish Mexican

My wife Debbie is such an Irish mexican. She's drunk all the time but still cuts a damn good lawn!

I wish I had an Irish Mexican wife. I could pay her with beer instead of money.

by carlos#123 June 21, 2010

Irish Cream Soda

A sexual act, while going down on a girl, performing a two fingered culdesac in order to get the girl squirting. As she is squirting, the guy must take it in his mouth, swish it around a bit to get a little bubbly. While swishing the girl bends over and opens up her asshole so you can drop the swished up squirt load into her ass in order to give it some color, the girl should release the load into a shot glass, which is then dropped into a half pint of Guiness then chugged.

Last night at the bar while others were doing Irish car bombs, I had the bartender give a me a shot glass and Guiness, so I could take my girlfriend into the bathroom so we could do some Irish Cream Sodas.

by msd3million January 9, 2009