italian horn

Something a guy wears meaning that he doesn't want to have intercourse with young beautiful women

Alan hates women so he wears an Italian horn

by jesus4321 October 30, 2013

italian job

when somebody puts there hand on a greasey pizza and proceeds to give a handjob with the now greased hand.

"this girl just dipped her hand on my pizza and proceeded to give me the best handjob ever. So EPIC!!"

"Dude, you just got an Italian Job. That is EPIC."

by drewhoj May 24, 2009

Italian Sex

The Act of Having Sex During a Womans Period And acting like your penis is a spaghetti Noodle Getting sauced

I did italian sex with your mom last night Antonio

by 111111;778& March 17, 2020

The Italian lemon squeeze

Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.

We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.

by TheLemonLicker June 5, 2018

Italian Job

When you shove an Italian sausage up your ass and jerk off with marinara sauce. (Can be done solo or with a partner.)

my girlfriend gives the best italian jobs.

by kittenburger June 9, 2011

Italian

cant drink as much as the Irish and will never be has good looking!! Irish Rule!!

Italian Gweedos are faggs and use to much hair gel

by Irishredhead July 30, 2009

greasy italian

When one rubs menstrual blood all over the female/males back then ejaculates on the menstrual blood to simulate cheese. Then one takes small round thin turds for pepperoni. Then when your greasy Italian has been made you smack your penis on your partners back until it all lays flat. Then lick the greasy Italian and enjoy!

Man, you shoud've seen that greasy Italian i gave to your bitch last night.

by scaryblackman January 15, 2015