When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."
Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011
Get the fail gogglesmug. That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
Get the Failed cumshotmug. This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.
by Sp00per February 20, 2018
Get the Failed kidmug. People accusing you of being an unfit partner when they all high as a kite.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.
You people are a fail
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019
Get the You people are a failmug. by BMFSgoat December 10, 2021
Get the Failingmug. "I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"
1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"
1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."
1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."
1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"
1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."
1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."
by SC Monster November 16, 2012
Get the fail missionmug. by papabearmustache January 13, 2011
Get the Failed Poonmug.