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green wienie

Ralf got the green wienie again. When will he ever learn.
by arelpee May 21, 2006
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Green Card

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas
"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!
by I.M Kinky July 14, 2010
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Green day

An amazingly great bad with educating and meaningful lyrics. Often associated with getting your Green Day hit everyday, often someone isn't truly with it/awake/living if they haven't had theire Green Day hit/fix.
Yo Dude, I haven't had my Green Day fix yet........Ah, thats better.
by Roxy February 1, 2005
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Jade Green

The perfect girl. Great tits, ass, face, personality, legs, name, everything.
Person #1: Damn I would love to fuck Jade Green. I bet she has a tight pussy!
Person #2: I bet she does too. I mean why wouldn't she? Everything else about her if perfect so why wouldn't her pussy be?
Person #1: Damn you're right. I would pay good money to get in her.
by TST November 12, 2008
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Green Minim

When you’d rather be watching Shrek than doing your music homework
I can’t be bothered anymore, let’s just green minim for a while.
by Shrekand3ona May 11, 2020
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True Green

True Green is like True Blue except that instead of always being true, or randy, or depressed, or loyal, this truly green person is inexperienced, naive, redundant, and oblivious. However, there are some Silver Linings to being green such as always being fresh, young, willing, and able to do anything that you can do and better at doing it.
Person 1: That guy always falls for the same trick and the same goad.

Person 2: I know, right. He is True Green.

A true green person will keep your lawn clean. Just remember to stay off it until it is dry again.
by MrMathAllOfYous November 5, 2020
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Green Lizard

an overly large lizard that's the least mobile of its kind (for being a lizard)

all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021
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