Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".

Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Bank alt

An alt account used to store valuable items.

Person 1: you use a bank alt?
Person 2: yep.
Person 1: what a noob...

by bluehoodie April 20, 2024

food bank

A place created for and invented by conservative MP's in order to have photographs taken of them helping the poor

Davis Cameron is out helping the poor at the food bank they didn't need until he was elected

by NoseBagUK March 21, 2022

banks

A sexy ass bastard that gives no fucks about parents or rules. Guys, keep track of your girls or he WILL have intercourse with them and then kick your ass in the parking lot. This guy can slam beers like it’s water and wakes up in the morning pissing excellence

Banks, a fucking stud

by Joe 055 May 16, 2021

the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.

I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.

by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011

nudie bank

the art of suggestive photogrophy. No more. No less.

Be risque. put the D in BolD

my nudie bank is lacking expressive creativity. Do you like this lighting bro?

Bro: sex addiction is a disease. Get help.
Me: Fine

by skinnyboibuhblackaf369 January 28, 2021

canadian piggy bank

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.

I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.

by sad_pizza October 7, 2019