Grim Reap-Her

A sexual act in which the male administers a fatal overdose of a drug to the female and then begins sexual intercourse with her--the goal being for the male to achieve orgasm before the female dies.

Friend: "Dude.. where's your girlfriend?"

Me: "Oh, forgot to tell you... I talked her into doing the Grim Reap-Her!"

Friend: "No shit!?! How'd it go?"

Me: "I WON!!"

by AlligatorTater January 4, 2009

pee in her butt

The notification of a girl being so hot that you would like to take a piss in her ass

Mark: ballzy id pee in her butt

ballzy:yea and people in maine are gay and didnt make that phrase up

by ballzy October 1, 2006

punch her in the face

a term used to describe wanting to fuck a chick

"hey, i think she is in to you!"
"exactly-ill punch her in the face later"
or
why don't you punch her in the face

by oren November 19, 2004

get her jersey

slang expression meaning to obtain a female's name and (phone) number.

"Yea, that drunk girl ruined my chances with her friend...you know I had to get her jersey tho!"

by etown repper September 13, 2008

Ms. Demean Her

Doin' a girl doggy style. Take a crap in your hand and lay it on her back. This step is called the Bookshelf. After that, you take your hand slap it on the turd. This is called the Jersey Slapjack. After that, you scoop up the turd and flip it over onto its other side. This is called the Jersey Flapjack.

If you do them all, you have completed the Ms. Demean Her.

Dude, it was fuckin' crazy last night. I ended up givin' her the Ms. Demean Her. She hated it!!

by chapstar May 5, 2009

Give her the slip

An act where a man's girlfriend is sleeping, and he discreetly "slips" his penis inside of her.

Pete: I totally fucked her last night!
Bill: Did you give her the slip?
Pete: You bet your ass I did!

by TheDapperFactor February 14, 2015

(word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her

Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."

in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.

When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.

So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"

Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!

Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!

that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her

by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008