Irish Telegraph

How Irish tell each other they are pregnant: drinking less.

Maureen, You're on tha wagon, are ye? I know an Irish telegraph when I receive one, you flapper!

by moreff November 7, 2011

irish smokeout

Anally molesting a person that passes out after smoking good weed on St. Patrick's day.

Carlos and Geo ran an irish smokeout on Jeremy last St Patty's Day. Jeremy couldn't walk for days.

by Guido20 March 12, 2010

Irish Screwdriver

A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y

Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!

by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006

Irish Potato Famine

While attempting to fingerbomb a homeless Irish girl in a threeway, you realize that you're too late and the vagina has become otherwise occupied; now your hand has to starve in the cold.

When I tried to put my d in her v, I realized she was already getting fingerbanged. It was an Irish potato famine

by Whistlerweekend March 9, 2011

Irish Knee Syndrome

(n). Found in many people of Irish descent, Irish Knee Syndrome is the inability to perform a proper squat while working out.

Brandon-*Goes to Squat*, *Falls Back*
Sam- "You must have Irish Knee Syndrome you retard."

by tbs17 September 26, 2010

irish dollar

the cost of something that was free, and most likely stolen to attain

Q) How much was that new PSP you got there?

A) Cost me an irish dollar, nicked it pulling handles down the cinema.

by Panama Pat May 19, 2011

Irish Flu

The ailment one suffers on March 18th after properlyly celebrating St. Patrick's Day. Anyone of Irish descent may also use the term to denote a hangover on any day of the year.

Seamus: Ugh, I was out drinking Guinness until the wee hours. I think I'll call in with the Irish Flu today.

by robbie vienna March 18, 2009