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HONEY BAGGER

Making your life sweeter by getting rid of old baggage.
My buddy Bill just scored a new Girl before I even had a chance to learn the old ones name, That fucker is a real "Honey Bagger" !!!
by dirtyernie1971 June 4, 2012
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honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
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Honey in your eye

Something some d-bag asshole says to attempt to enter into a lady's panties.
by Beeanursemaid March 21, 2017
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Hornet Honey

The sticky goodness found on the sheets after you get the stinger.
Oh man he/she just lapped up all the hornet honey!
by Andrew Cilley Nuts September 18, 2019
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honey badgered

To lick honey out of someones butthole. Also know as Honey Badgering or honeypotting.
by BEARBEARLALAB August 10, 2017
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Twt honey

@twenzeez on twitter
twen posts a photo and gets lots of interaction but doesn't follow back he's a twt honey
by COCSHIE> ALL ARTISTS November 9, 2022
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Honduran Honey

A Honduran Honey is any attractive Latino in their native country.
When we were in Colombia, I saw a major Honduran Honey.
by swagalolo2k15 March 27, 2015
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