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walking the hog

To be used in the situation where you have an unwanted erection right when you have to walk from one place to another.
1: I got an erection right when my meeting was about to end. It was so embarrassing.

2: Let me guess, you walked the hog afterwards?

1: I’m STILL walking the hog.
Related Words
hog Hogwarts hogans Hog rider hogging hog leg Hogwash hoggin Hogger hoga

look at the cutters on that hog 

When a girl has big tits and one points it out to their friend
Kevin: Woah man, look at the cutters on that hog they’re ginormous!

John: Yeah man, they are something.

Max Hogan 

Very trashing, usually down the pub drinking 9 pints of fosters. Typically seen with Grant Hogan, can be seen in the wild listening to Jump Up and swiping on Tinder premium.
Max Hogan: Mate trashing trashing nah mate bad high bad high jank jank.

Hogwarts Syndrome 

Happens after reading or watching the Harry Potter Series. An extreme sense of nostalgia or desire to be either Harry Potter, or a character within the series. Those who suffer, experience a great feeling of nostalgia, yet a lonely desire to be within the Harry Potter Universe.
John: "Damn man, I just finished the Harry Potter Series. What a ride, I felt like I was in a whole new world. In fact, I kinda wish I was in the Harry Potter world. Life is so great there".
Jack: "Nah man, you're just suffering from Hogwarts Syndrome. Every fan goes through it. Don't worry it'll go away in time."
It's beyond Bullshit and more powerful
Dude 1: This is HogShit
Dude 2: Oh you mean BullShit?
Dude 1: Kind of but this is worse!
Hogshit by Gangsta gene February 17, 2010

Hoglahoo 

1. Noun.
a. From the ancient Hindi word "hlogvaceook" which meant "nine-armed menace", a hoglahoo is generally any disruption that may occur in any logical or sensible conversation or activity.
b. More specifically, the word hoglahoo can be used to identify certain members (and sometimes esp. non-members) of society deemed to be twits, morons, dolts, yahoos, houligans, cretins, yokels, and the like by any reasonable passers-by.

2. Adjective
Of or having to do with one who is a hoglahoo.
1. Noun
a. That idiot is a real hoglahoo; I bet his ancestors worshipped cattle.
b. Step away from that hoglahoo before your intellect is compromised and your sanity forsakes you.

2. Adjective
That was a really hoglahoo thing to say, Dr. Tai.
Hoglahoo by Greaser August 13, 2004