Hipster

There are different types of hipsters.

1.) The preps who wear big glasses and suspenders. They straight up say they are a hipster much but when they do, they go on and on about it. Even though, they know they aren't, along with everyone else, or at least I hope... :/
2.) The preps who "are in fandoms", most commonly associated with Attack on Titan, Sherlock, Supernatural, and Dexter. They read a few fanfictions and tumb1r posts to immediately "know everything about it!" They will even claim to like bands such as Nirvana, Guns'n'Roses, The Beatles, and The Black keys, which is ridiculous. Then they make Instagram posts with a "cup of tea" that they just "love so much" with the tag "hipster".

3.) The real hipsters!! These are the people who actually do yoga and meditate in the mornings, or any other chance they can get. They drink hot tea, might smoke a little cannabis, dye their hair any color they might want, play guitar, write poetry, act in plays, wear hooded leather jackets with bro tanks on under, folded skinny jeans, watch whatever shows they want, have flower crowns, if they want, and do anything they actually want for themselves.. BECAUSE THE ARE THEMSELVES!

Stone: "Wait, what, dude?? Ha, I don't know about that man *Stops to take a sip of his freshly brewed tea from the local Whole Foods* I guess people can think whatever they want about me, cause that's not me. I just can't believe they think in a hipster, haha!" *Starts eating something made out of soy paste because they're vegan... For the animals MAAANNN*

Alec: It's pretty legit, if you ask me!! Hey, but aren't there a lot of fake hipsters and shit, man?"

Stone: "Yeahh, I wish they would just be true to themselves, dude. I wish the world would do that. Oh, and peace... We need some peace here. The wars are uncivilized! We need to love each other, that's what The Buddha would want, right?"
Alec: "yeah, dude, that seems pretty groovy. Seriously, I don't say this much, but it seems like it could be as cool as beans!!"

by That_Dude_Rilee November 14, 2014

Hipster

Hipsters come from affluent backgrounds, they form a part of the aristocracy: the bigotted, highbrow behavior toward others is tinged with Victorian-era, teleological world views, which is naturally a display of their position in the power relations within society. This statement is emblematic of this subculture in that in the process of attempting to distance themselves from their hereditary, privileged class group, nevertheless continue to exhibit a contemporary version of the same prejudice and exceptionalism which further buttress their position in the social power schema. This is why neighborhoods are often gentrified to accommodate to appeal for the hipster demographic.

Don't drive your '86 chevy over there, the hipsters will tell you how you should ride a bike or drive a hybrid instead.

by Gato Volador December 2, 2014

hippy sit-ups

The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.

Gal 1: "Is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?"
Gal 2: "Nope he's just doing hippy sit-ups."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

Hipster

A person whose style is influenced by many different genres (of dressing). They usually wear lots of flannels and ironic graphic tee shirts, but not always. Sometimes, preppy styles are mixed with casual clothes. When being called a hipster, they always deny it. They either listen to indie rock, alternative rock, hardcore rap, or a really diverse taste of almost anything.

He's such a hipster; I saw him wearing colored skinny jeans at the Vampire Weekend concert in Portland.

by Mufasa af January 20, 2015

hipster

A hipster is an entitled individual that gets upset when something they like becomes popular without their permission.

Ex.: The movie became so successful, its director had risen out of obscurity much to the dismay of her hipster audience.

by Kredford45 January 27, 2015

hipster

A pretentious person who is decadent and weak through self-indulgences and makes attempts to 'stand out' or appear different from what they perceive to be the average person by wearing ostentatious clothing, and doing pretty much anything that calls attention to themselves. They are usually progressives.

He is such a hipster.

by jonnyohio March 18, 2015

Hipster

Not different enough to be interesting, but just different enough to be annoying.

My slightly too small font is so hipster.

by BlastFemur April 4, 2015