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second half team

ohio state football.

when your team is fucking up in the first half and then they pull it together and end up winning in the second half.
Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? OSU had me a little worried at halftime but I didn’t get too stressed bc i know they are a second half team.
by hedgehogslayer69 January 2, 2022
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oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.
would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?
by whitepar October 1, 2015
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Fruit and a half

A gay guy that's very tall. Generally over 6ft high.
Hey did you meet Andrew last night? He's totally a fruit and a half!
by AndrewBlue September 1, 2016
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Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.
Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half
by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016
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Mary on the half shell

A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.
The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.
by RollingBlock December 20, 2018
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Twins and a Half

When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.
by Depressed_llama January 29, 2020
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a nugget under half a yard

slang for "a little under half a billion dollars"
ill buy the business from you, i'm willing to pay a nugget under half a yard.
by anarcho-lorian August 11, 2021
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