a beautiful girl but often gets a mental disorder. She just falls in love with herself, not with anyone else.
a mini-sex machine
a mini-sex machine
by Long123456 November 22, 2021
A comment typed by frustrated redditors when their posts aren't hitting r/all on a daily basis, so they complain about low-quality posts, reposts, and what have you in order to guilt trip everyone else.
"Another repost; this sub has gone to shit. What happened to original, high-quality content? This is why I hate redditors." -redditors
by God is dead and we killed him September 17, 2020
We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 12, 2018
It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.
1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.
2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.
3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.
In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.
WARNING:
I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:
Are you in a committed long-term relationship?
Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?
Is your partner on birth control?
Do you trust your partner?
Does your partner trust you?
If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.
2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.
3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.
In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.
WARNING:
I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:
Are you in a committed long-term relationship?
Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?
Is your partner on birth control?
Do you trust your partner?
Does your partner trust you?
If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!
James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."
Tom: "Good for you, James!"
James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."
Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"
James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"
Tom: "James, you know what they say?"
Both: "True love has no glove!"
Tom: "Good for you, James!"
James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."
Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"
James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"
Tom: "James, you know what they say?"
Both: "True love has no glove!"
by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024
viet ha is the sweetest girl you have ever met in your whole life. but always acts as if she is not smart. She has exotic hair color and cannot finish her drink before the day ends. she has trust issues because she is surrounded by clowns who have nothing better to do than scamming her, especially this biggest clown called steven: https:www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Steven (add "//" after "https:")
also she choked on a plastic spoon, fell on a stationary bus and can do magic tricks with teabags
but she is a gem, protect her at all cost <3
also she choked on a plastic spoon, fell on a stationary bus and can do magic tricks with teabags
but she is a gem, protect her at all cost <3
by asjgoutrowjefhp98W3 August 21, 2022
A Viet Ha is completely crazy. If you know a Viet Ha your life never gets boring.
He is also trying to be a cook and serves you menus at times.
Sometimes he disappears and some time later you find him sleeping anywhere.
He looks like a vietnamese spongebob square pants.
Appreciate him and his will to spend time with you.
He is also trying to be a cook and serves you menus at times.
Sometimes he disappears and some time later you find him sleeping anywhere.
He looks like a vietnamese spongebob square pants.
Appreciate him and his will to spend time with you.
by Dietrich4life November 21, 2021
When you laugh at something that somebody said out of respect before you realize that the joke was either bad or directed negatively towards you
James: I guarantee that the people around me all have super tiny dicks.
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD
Ryan: Ha! Wait a minute...
James: lol u dumbass XD
by Retard_Ryan February 04, 2023