Verb: Goon(ing)
To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.
To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.
Guy1: me and my bro had a gooning competition yesterday!
Guy2: woah! Who won?
Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.
Guy2: that’s a lot of water.
Guy2: woah! Who won?
Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.
Guy2: that’s a lot of water.
by HydrationHayden January 21, 2025

When you're working on a lot of music projects and getting close to done but never finish to completion.
Me: I swear I'm gonna get this album done this year
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already
by Herelick Mycrotch May 24, 2024

a word you don’t really know what means but u call ur boyfriend / girlfriend it because it’s cute and u love them
goodnight you goon
by maddy__ June 2, 2019

person one: i think this person is gooning i really admire them
person two: Im going to goon for them
person two: Im going to goon for them
by HarukiIsPog June 1, 2025

by MoistureGorilla February 19, 2025

The practice of repeatedly bringing oneself or another to the brink of orgasm and then deliberately stopping, over the course of several days. This prolonged edging method is termed "flicker gooning" due to the sensation it creates in the brain, which is likened to a light flickering between states—oscillating at the edge of climax without fully achieving it. This technique is often used to intensify the eventual orgasm and heighten sexual gratification.
After three days of flicker gooning, he said the final release was the most intense experience he'd ever had."
by FunkyJErkers May 24, 2024

A variation on the meditating experience of gooning, where one is typically in a group with other men in a large open space, like the woods or a park. It’s a ritual experience, and can lead to spiritual enlightenment as the man looks to the moon and goons. Said to enlighten to the level Buddhist monks are enlightened.
by Magnesius February 26, 2024
