Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

moon gooning

gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine

person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!

by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023

Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top

“The goon dodging tournament was lit”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots

“Yo dude do you wanna go to the goon dodging tournament

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025

Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

Gone - Goon phone

It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk

- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu

by Hellsercon March 29, 2025

Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning

A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.

Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.

by NeuralOwl12345 December 4, 2024