Crotch Goblin

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.

"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*

by Unknown Cinnamon November 19, 2023

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Spear Goblin Spam

A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.

Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?

Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?

by unused username February 14, 2024

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power goblin

Spamton G. Spamton

"Spamton G. Spamton is a total power goblin"

by spamton g spamton December 07, 2021

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more goblins, more fun

Often thought of as the most fun creature, more goblins, more fun is thought to describe the amount of fun a large quantity of goblins are.

"Man, there is so many goblins in here."
"More goblins, more fun"

by trollking63 November 29, 2022

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Slut Goblin

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.

lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.

by the coyote kid May 18, 2020

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