glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.

guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"

by Turbusense December 20, 2015

glakado

A lot of weed

You: Just bought an ounce

me: "Glakado"

by 400 lbs August 5, 2016

glamkitty

A famous user in the pink community on tumblr. Enjoys starting fights with other users because she can't handle being insulted. She is one of the biggest drama queens on tumblr and is very immature. Her last fight was over not being promoted to someone's blog. Do not approach her on PM..

Tumblr user: "Did you hear about glamkitty 's newest temper tantrum?"
Tumblr user 2: "Wait didn't she get into a fight with someone last week?"
Tumblr user: "Yeah she gets into them once a week, she needs a life!"

by cwute June 21, 2016

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016

glass clarinet

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut

I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!

by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016

Glass turkey

A sex position in which a man is pressed up against a glass window while a woman is bent over in front of him.

Clifton was having a late night jazz session when his lover pushed him up against a glass window. The two did a glass turkey.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Glass dick

Crack pipe

Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!

by jwirsz926 December 14, 2016