flaghag

flaghag (flag hag) NOUN. A woman who is sexually excited by her nation’s flag. A person who cares more about the symbol than the people it represents.

She gets all wet-lipped and teary-eyed when they parade the flag, but doesn't give a shit about the disabled veterans. She voted to cut their pay and benefits. What a flaghag.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009

Flagrant makavellie

Is a tweaker that smokes mad blues and buys hookers and fakes a nut then jumps out the bathroom window with their purse

Did you see that guy jumping out that motel bathroom with that purse. Ya it must be arron Hillman pulling the flagrant makavellie on a hooker again. Ya he's doing the Hillman shuffel

by Bj from the block August 22, 2022

Self flaggelate

To beat your self up for an extended period of time

His first reaction was to self flaggelate when his girlfriend left.

by Jaredr821 July 6, 2018

flagging

whilst climbing, this is the act of throwing a leg to a certain position that gives you more balance or allows you to reach an otherwise unreachable hold.

By flagging his right leg, Tristan was able to reach the final hold on the route.

by CooCooCoo February 3, 2006

Flagen

The act of being completely stoned out of your gourd, chilling on a couch, and watching Labyrinth.

"We are totally flagen right now."

by instantjello January 25, 2010

flagpole sitter

When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster.

Wow, he's got that flagpole all the way up bobby evans' anus! That old skool nigga's one flagpole sitter!

by HugeBreasticle February 20, 2005

flaggot

(n): a person who is simultaneously really fucking butthurt about the Confederate flag being legally banned nowhere, while beins super pissed that they see pride flags around

"OMG! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE SYMBOLS OF LOVE AND TOLERANCE? WTF HAPPENED TO MY SYMBOL OF OPPRESSION AND RACISM?!?!"
"Jim, don't be such a flaggot."

by Selfcurlingpaes July 20, 2015