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five finger discount

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
by Skeddles February 5, 2008
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Five Nights At Freddy's

A game that is taken too seriously by 5-13 year old kids. This game has became famous ever since Markiplier and Pewdiepie made videos about this horror game. This game has became over rated ever since 5-13 year old Minecraft fans has discovered it. This game has given children such a stupid idea... Or maybe two... These ideas are Animatronic porn and horribly made Fan games, such as Five Nights at My Little Pony's or whatever it was called.

This game is actually a famous horror series with 3 installments to the series. Way too many kids take this game too seriously. End of story.
Minecraft Kid: I only play Minecraft :3
FNaF Kid: MINECRAP IS SO STUPID I RECOMMENDS SOME FNEF UR Five Nights At Freddy's
Minecraft Kid after FNaF: OMG FNAF IS DA BEST GAIM EVAARR!!!! DSFVNKDFKLB NDX<>vnxcvb,njsdkjbvgfxcvhj
by skoooping June 1, 2015
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Ford Five Hundred

The Ford Five Hundred (code name D258) is the succeedor of the Ford Tarus. Currently the only engine option avalible is the 3.0 L Duratec V6 engine that provides 203hp@5,750 rpm. Though somewhat dull on exterior styling in excells in saftey, cargo space, handling, and value.
With m new ford five Hundred I can fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.
by yomanwill September 17, 2006
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A High-Five Truth

A truth more truthful than a normal truth. usually symbollized by raising one hand it wait of a high-five. Claiming a High-five truth and lying is punishable by death.
Jeff: hey Jenny told me that you hit on her last night, is that true?

George:*raises hand* I didn't man,and thats A high-five truth
by TheGreenBeetle February 25, 2011
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Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.
Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!
by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019
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civil high five

Have breakup sex to end the relationship on a good note
Lets just have a civil high five and be done with it
by Irunredlights January 22, 2016
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HMP Five Wells

An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.
Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?

Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.
by johnnybrasco January 7, 2022
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