Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 03, 2023

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 09, 2017

From a Fist to a Kiss

When one person goes from can't standing the other person from the opposite sex to being in a relationship/situationship/marriage/etc.

J: Yo I must say you're right about Kelly! Never in my wildest dreams did I know we was gonna ever be fuck buddies

Ed: Man I been told you that. I peeps game lil homie. If she wasn't feelin u, she wouldn't kept coming to you in a 'fucked you're way, she'd be getting the Dick from someone else.

J: wow!

Ed: In my book, I say its From a Fist to a Kiss. In other words, y'all went from getting ready to kill one another to making love to one another.

by J91GMaine January 08, 2023

Fist in mouth

to do something stupid, that is almost impossible to do

he put his fist in mouth when he asked that high class girl out on a date

by fanforfan May 03, 2024

sea fist

The act of a man on a boat who is using a rubber fist for anal satisfaction and easy bait.

Man I'm glad I'm using my sea fist I would never be able to shit without it and it works as a bait maker fish love poop

by Quote handler February 16, 2022

Bumping Fists

Fighting, beating someone up.

After school, Brad and James are gonna be bumping fists.

by Tayburdeded May 01, 2019

Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.

"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"

by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024