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jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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The Fincident

In 1973, an unidentified attacker entered the Finland border, demanding not money, but cheese. So much cheese. 500 tons of cheese. Because he got the munchies.

He claimed to have dropped an actual gallon of LSD straight from a milk jug, to be able to smell movement and see sounds. Local military saw him and laughed. But suddenly, the power went out.

When it came back on, the local military had all been run down, tire tracks from a Ford F150 covering them, and through all the stores in Finland, there was something missing.

The cheese section had become a fold in reality. No more cheese in Finland.

Investigators in Finland later found the man’s base of operations. Inside was an old PC, a copy of Sun Tzu‘s Art of War and a milk jug.
He’s suspected to be the attacker behind The Fincident.
by The Dragon of Dathomir August 3, 2023
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