Startle-fucked

When someone asks you a direct question that you are unprepared or incapable of giving a direct answer to and the period of time between the question and your formulated response is obvious to both parties; or when the result is unintentional and truly horrendous truth-telling.

Omg my new roommate and I were having such a good convo, out of the blue she asks me what dating site I use and she startle-fucked me into saying fetlife. Now she’s browsing my anal fisting videos in a way I’m entirely unprepared to deal with at the breakfast table.

by Utropic June 24, 2022

Ich ficken meine schwester.

The act of playing squash with one’s sister.

Andy: “What are you up to this evening?”
Simon: “Tonight? Ich ficken meine schwester.”
Andy: “Oh yeah, me too.”

by JoeSmeels123 November 15, 2022

Ford-fucked

When voter turnout is poor enough, that a greedy liar gets elected and absolutely fucks up an entire province.

The NDP and Liberal candidates were so shitty that nobody voted, and new we're Ford-fucked.

by slashobvious January 18, 2023

Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.

Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”

by A total slag February 23, 2023

fairly fucked there now

When something is banjaxed.

Tis fairly fucked there now

by ShoweraBastards August 20, 2023

you cunts are fucked

A definition used by the now enlightened older generation said commonly to Anyone born in or beyond 2000, who thinks they understand the world, and continues to celebrate moronic shit that will get them more fucked in this world.

EG: these drugs are great Im glad we all put in and spent our whole centrelink on them.... they should last atleast 12 hours. ..; She was so out of it that the only way she could say yes was by waving with one hand and a sour look and a tear..so we were gentle when we took turns... :she loves me.. she said so right after she wiped those guys cum off her chin and came knocking on the door because they wouldnt look after her .. :::: Those fucking dog cunt coppers got me again without a license drunk.. i misssed that bitch and her kid .. fucking cunts.. the're fucked. I tried to submit this ..and stupid errors came up.. the explination was fucking vague as fuck.. "i said.. " you cunts are fucked"

by UCUNTSRFKD May 2, 2018

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

Poor Farmers (Primary Producers)

If it is not the weather…. It is:

NZ Government Regulation

Foreign Duties

Exchange Rates

Nasty Rip-Off Australian Banks (the Big 4 make astounding profits in NZ)

Expensive Labour Costs

Local Council Insanity

Environmental Imperialism

Insanely Expensive Legal + Accounting Fees

Home | MPI - Ministry for Primary Industries. A New Zealand Government Department

Inland Revenue - Te Tari Taake

worksafe.govt.nz

Australian-owned two super market chains that dominate the NZ retail industry…

and collude to drive down the prices of primary products (meat and vegetables) paid to producers while charging some of the highest retail prices in the developed world.

fonterra.com

Department of Conservation
doc.govt.nz

The list could go on…..

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

Poor farmers.... again whacked by severe drought.

South Island farmers forced to sell stock, let crops die in drought | Newshub
www.newshub.co.nz/home/rural/2019/03/south-island-farmers-forced-to-sell-stock-let-crops-die-in-drought.html

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

by Primary Producer NZ May 7, 2019