Man Fever

That longing urge to be loved and affectioned by a man, and obtain ultimate intimacy, even when you are not horned up from your period.

I am so horny and boy-crazy, lately, and in need of a few good times, that I think I have Man Fever.

That guy is so much man, that I think I might faint just by looking at/touching him!!

by Blonde Knowledge Harvester June 29, 2014

Toast Fever

When you have one piece of toast but it turns into a chain reaction and you have a loaf or two.

"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry

by Panda Penguin June 2, 2015

mcdonalds fever

You can stop eating McDonalds. Average life span: less than 50.

Friend: What did you have for lunch?
Tim: A Big Mac.

Friend: You have got to have McDonalds Fever!

by nicosoter August 17, 2015

maple fever

1. The uncontrollable urge to put maple syrup on everything, including coffee, breakfast cereal and bacon.

2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.

3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.

4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.

Example 1:

Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!

Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!

Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?

Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!

Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!

by Apu de Beaumarchais November 8, 2015

Maple Fever

The fetisch of loving Canadian people.

" I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it, you've got maple fever?! "

by AbdulKarimBoroshoodson November 8, 2015

maple fever

Insatiable urge to fornicate with a canadian

While taking a trip to the sundowner I was stricken with maple fever.

by rosenator November 8, 2015

maple fever

1. A term usually applied to males who have a clear sexual preference for women of Canadian descent, although it can also be used in reference to females who prefer Canadian men.

2. An acute, infectious febrile disease of Canadian climates, caused by maple trees.

South Park: Season 19 Episode 2 "Where My Country Gone?"

Canadian father: "So, young man, I understand that you and my daughter have started a romance."

Butters: "Well, uh Well, yes, sir."

Canadian father: "And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it? You've got maple fever? "

by brodyapproved November 8, 2015