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faggot

a cock munching butt fuck who usually spends a his weekends with a stiffy in his ass. also a bundle of sticks. one who instead of skateboarding or smoking marijuana, would prefer a steamy cock in their rectum
by mikey g-dawg December 13, 2008
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Internet Faggot

An incredibly annoying nuncance and pest.Internet faggots include: Yaoi fangirls(This is one of the most annoying, they pair up straight anime etc characters who odviously like a female character and are NOT gay HOWEVER they would like to belive that those characters are ''soo gay for each other''and these fangirls have many delusions and are total bitches),bronysbrawnies(these are strange annoying boys who are imature and do not act their age.They like the show ''my little pony'' which is sad because that show is meant for 4-6 year old little girls not teenage boys or in other words retards,and this would not be a problem if they (and yaoi fangirls also) didnt spead their crap all over youtube,devaintART and facebook.),Beiber fans(slightly less annoying then the last,these stupid boys and girls sadly like justin beiber who sings terrible sounding music.They scream about how they adore him and it is very irritating to the ear,unfortuneatly they exist outside of the internet,in say your classsroom and irritate you even there),wannabes(annoying people who try to be cool over the internet),twilight fans(sickening creatures who fight over celebrities and make too much noise),trolls(dickheads),faggots in general etc
Internet Faggot:

yaoi fangirl: 'omg sora is soo gay for riku!'
me:'UM NO JUST NO sora likes kairi(lucky charm and everything,the cave, its odvious!) ,disney would nerver allow it and square and disney have never had a gay character and have always had a boy fall in love with a girl,dream on, faggot.

brony:i love pinky pie!
me:YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT(im a girl and i never liked my little pony WTF what a fag)

beiber fangirl:'oh i love u justin!'
me: FAG! GET THE FUCK OUT!

WANNABE:'hehe yea LOLZ ur so awesome Cool story bro? haha nice lolz can i join?'
me:FAG piss off an make me a samwich

twilight fan 1: no jacob!
twilight fan 2:no edward bitch!
me:Faggots =_=

trolls: no u can have my mmd model fuck you!
me:fag

faggots in general:
=_= piss off!
by EvalKAT768 October 23, 2011
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Queer Faggot

Queer Faggot is a derogatory term for a straight person. Essentially, the phrase queer faggot is a double negative in the sense of "queer" being a gay person, and "faggot" also being a gay person. The term originated in the hills of Pennsylvania sometime in the early 21st century. The term is often used out of context, commonly being placed at the end of a sentence and said with bold enunciation.
"Wow that was remarkably gay.... QUEER FAGGOT!"
by Quit touchin me August 18, 2006
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Faggot Ass

Originated in Rochester, MN by a student in John Marshall High by the name of Marshal, and the O.G. of being called a faggot ass, Cody. This was created around October of 2007 and is a very widespread commonly used word in John Marshall today.
Dammit Cody, your a Faggot Ass.
by Marshal Richards March 11, 2009
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Faggort

A homosexual anus eating cock choking spooge slurper who gets intercourse only when his dad is feeling randy.
Connor and James are faggorts.
by John July 13, 2003
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faggot stomper

An enormous 4x4 full sized Ford truck jacked up on three foot tires; usually adorned with KC lites, a gun rack, confederate flags, or window decals of the "Git 'er Done" mentality. Most likely occupied by two or more loud mouthed, fat-necked, maloderous yahoos who whose only hope for getting any pussy involves peeking at their sister in the shower.
Check out that faggot stomper taking up two spaces at the McDonalds.
by skid mark vz October 16, 2007
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Faggot Fallacy

Also known as the homo cop-out, this is the act of calling something or someone a homosexual either to diffuse a situation or obtain a desired result. Most often used in groups of guys between middle school and college.
Example 1: Guy1: I have such a awesome six-pack!

Guy2: Really? Prove it.

Guy1: No! Are you gay!?! (Also acceptable: No! That would be gay!)

Example 2: Guy1: Dude come watch this hilarious video!

Guy2: *after watching* Wow, that wasn't funny at all...

Guy1: Your so gay.

Example 3: Guy1: *on phone with Guy2* Dude! You should come to this party, there are all these hot chicks and beer! It's sweet!

Guy2: No thanks. I have better things to do than be arrested for anyone of the likely illegal activities you partaking in.

Guy1: Wow, your such a fag...

Guy2: Um.... ok.... I'll be right over!

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by Bukakke Party July 6, 2009
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