Fart Parade

A series of extremely audible gasoues emissions usually following a meal consisting of beans and/or an extended period of holding in said gas for the sake of politeness.

Upon leaving the party, Fred led a five-minute fart parade. He had, after all, consumed mass quantities of beans before he arrived and could no longer contain himself.

by h8erAid October 18, 2009

Fart Snarfler

One who enjoys the activity of sniffing and chortling a nice stinky fart.

That dude just sniffed out a juicy fart. He's a Fart Snarfler!!"

by Mr. Taters December 22, 2009

Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.

I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.

by Saharox February 27, 2010

Fartation

A fart, with a little something to say. When you want to clear a room, but also want to make a statement.

My fartation reminds me that I need to get my colon checked.

by jakespeed2020 June 12, 2010

Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Fart barrier

The fart barrier is passing the point in a relationship where farting in each other's company has become accepted. Thus strengthening the relationship and bond of the couple.

I farted in front of Jules the other day! We finally made it through the fart barrier!

by Vinnyitsvinny2 May 20, 2014

Fart Pimp

A person that commands respect from others because of his or her farting prowess

Damn! What the hell is that smell!?!? Oh it was Gabe, he's a Fart Pimp!

by J_PAPER January 8, 2015