Em and Ilayda

Em and Ilayda should marry. You’re probably curious why. I’m here to tell you why.

First of all, the L in Ilayda stands for Love. The M in Em stands for Me. So basically that means love me. <- Love !

They are tge most precious couple you’ll ever met in your entire life. Em is a mix of cute and soft and Ilayda is a mix of smart and honest. Those two people together, is the best mix ever.

THEY SHOULD HAVE MARRY ALREADY??

Hey isn’t that Em and Ilayda??

Yes, they married!

by wemarried10 November 21, 2021

beef em up

Trying to get em to gain weight...

I put my doberman in a high protein diet; trying to beef em up!!

by El smitty September 15, 2023

Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).

After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.

by notafurry221 January 8, 2021

Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.

Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.

by Raduck September 1, 2016

Em

New word for raped or pedophilia

Yo i just em'd them so hard
yo fr??

by emthediddler January 19, 2023

Em

A person that is Pansexual,Asexual, and Bigender. This person also has really bad anxiety and loves to draw as a hobby. This person also loves to listen to music.

(This is about the person writing. Which would be me so don’t worry)

Hello the names Em!! :)

by IdioticEm June 8, 2022

Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.

I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.

by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023