Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.
*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!
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Emeneh is a sound word that Sam Welch uses when playing video games. It later became an inside joke.
EMENEH!! I LOST
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"i'm trying to think of a shorter way to convey the meaning behind the meta meaning of the word, but here's the thing you see...emetamemetactilism is defined by the words other people speak and change, as long as it stays within a certain range"
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