Grade A Douche

Someone who is acting like an extreme douche.

Robert: Hey, do you know that guy in our class who wont shut up?
David: Yea, he's a real Grade A Douche

by ParksfromNafo September 15, 2011

guy le douche

An 'insulting' name, often spoken to get somebody's attention. It was started by the TV show MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge), in which a character named Guy le Douche appears.

Are you listening to me? Hey, Guy le Douche!

by Nicolai July 2, 2004

Douche Bannigans

An expert douche bag and career loser that brings a certain professionalism that lacks in douche bags of an lower order.

Look at Douche Bannigans stinkass lying on que about places he's never been, bitches he's hasnt fuck and people he dont know...

by Modenasolone June 6, 2008

Fat Douchebag Syndome

A condition that affects obese teenagers. A fat person will usually talk themselves up in every social setting. They usually do this to mask their low self-esteem. They live in a delusional fanatsy world where they believe people want to hear them talk about themsleves for hours on end.

A man with Fat Douchebag Syndome is an extrmely talkative, overweight, social pariah.

by Jewfin February 5, 2008

Douché

Acknowledging a person's comeback while adding that they are a douche.

(Combination of Douche and Touché.)

Person 1: Hey! I got a B+ on my exam!

Person 2: Dude, I got an A.

Person 1: Douché...

by Zoltarr777 November 11, 2010

Douche Knuckle

Noun: Doosh Nuck-le A person who attends a party and then steals beer from the host while leaving.

Tony: Hey man Tap is such a Douche Knuckle!
Adam: Why do you say that?
Tony: That Douche Knuckle stole a twelve pack of Yuengling from my porch at 3:00 AM on New Years Eve.
Adam: Wow... Really? Did he ask anyone first?
Tony: Nah... That is the fucked up thing, all that Douche Knuckle had to do was ask and I would have given him the damn beer.
Adam: Wow, he really is a Douche Knuckle.

by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss January 2, 2010

douchebag

One who boasts about his accomplishments. Usually associated with the term meat-head and or tool. One who puts shirtless pictures of himself on facebook trying to impress the ladies and or dudes. Most douchebags lack girlfriends or undeservingly have an extremely hot girlfriend. There really isnt an in-between. Uses terms like "big, huge, or ripped" when describing himself or "bro, or broseph" when talking about his pals. Usually does not realize his douchebaginess, and thinks he is being cool or impressing when really he is just making himself look like a moron. Usually referred to as "THAT GUY" when outsiders refer to him in response to his douchebaggy behavior.

"I love working out, drinking beer, showing off, and getting my tan on"- douchebag

by vag-taster69 June 2, 2010