Skinny Disorder

a type of disorder that affects the bones: you die shortly after you turn into bones.

I cant win survivor because, I have skinny disorder.

by chickemnicnuggets September 23, 2022

Little Red Hen disorder

Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.

My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P

by QuacksO April 25, 2016

scrotum disorder

when you grow hair inside your scrotum instead of the outside.

Xavier has hairy testies, he must have scrotum disorder. I feel bad for him :(

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

order disorder

The inability of a restaurant patron to place an order because they're overwhelmed by the choices.

I experience order disorder every time I see the menu at a BBQ joint because there are too many choices.

by Buzztex July 24, 2017

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Societal Sensitivity Disorder

A theory founded by Dr. Clark Peterson where people get offended over the smallest thing. It is currently unknown whether this mental illness is curable however things like therapy, open mindedness and befriending people who have different viewpoints may help.

The term “snowflake” is also a derogatory name for people with societal sensitivity disorder.

Jeff: All I said was I don’t like country music and she got super offended.

Ron: Be careful I think she has Societal Sensitivity Disorder

by Robert Wingate Kinte January 11, 2022

Bi-PFP Disorder

people who change their pfp too often and can never settle for one are considered to have Bi-PFP Disorder

Tim -hey, spiritz and nevify must have Bi-PFP Disorder they change their pfp at least 3 times a day. John - Ikr they must have it they are such losers

by tpneospike November 16, 2021