dead bang

1 - literally, a bullseye or perfect shot.
2 - descriptively, a perfectly appropriate phrase.

Frank : I shot the hijacker right between the eyes.
Joe : Dead bang with a 50 cal? They can forget a facial ID.

Frank : Farley's poetry is puberty pretending to be maturity.
Joe : Hah ... dead bang.

by Baby Monster December 19, 2007

Dead

stuck in a place where you don't know why you are there. you can still be ALIVE to be this kind of dead.

She was dead when she walked into the party that she wasn't invited to.

by metroluver23 February 12, 2009

Dead Ting

joanna from love island 💀

“Imma take your man amber!”

“Yo! You a Dead ting man”

by peendaddy69 July 8, 2019

You were dead

The hebrew term for "You wish!"
and in hebrew: "ha'ita met!".

Karl: "Do u mind licking my balls?"
Pfifi: "You were dead!".

by RubberDuck March 20, 2005

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"

Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"

by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017

deadbugging

A sexual fantasy where a man or a woman lies on their back like a dead bug and gets their butthole eaten like a pudding cup by his/her partner.

Babe I think we should try deadbugging eachorher, it's this new position I heard.

by Luhbaby2199 September 12, 2017

beat the dead horse

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.

The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"

by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008