porta crotch

Genitals either male or female. A "G" rated version of saying Penis or Vagina.
Pronouced: port-ah-crotch. said as a 2 syllable word

Check out her camel toe, thats a hungry "porta crotch"!

Is that really a wet spot on his "porta crotch"?

by hollywood626 January 07, 2009

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cardboard crotch

When jizz has dried on the crotch of your underwear, leaving the material as stiff as cardboard

"Is this pair of boxers clean?" *feels* "Nope. It's got cardboard crotch."

by thefunkychicken May 04, 2009

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crotch bunny

a pet peeve or extreme grievance. also a large annoyance to your daily life.

that girl is so annoying. she is totally my crotch bunny.

by JoJo Muffin December 27, 2008

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knee crotch

When the crotch of your pants is by your knee.

*guys walks by with his swag on*
Girl 1: He's got a knee crotch...
Girl 2: Pull up your pants!

by allixue21323 January 11, 2011

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Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.

I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.

by 12thWoman February 29, 2012

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