Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.

Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!

by Goose September 29, 2004

Cappo

A complete and utter tit who doesn't know when to shutup hes also a shite computer game player

OMG hes such a Cappo!

by Th30n3 December 15, 2004

cappy

The portion of liquid given to you by the "G" man.

"Hey, all I had was one cappy, and I am so G'd out!"

"Hey, babe, Can I have a cappy, I'm satrting to come down!"

by A-LO shizzy June 25, 2005

Happy Crappies

Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.

DUDE, they're serving them Happy Crappies today! Can ya get me 500 hundred of em?

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

capper

A girl who invites a girl over to her place and nothing happens.

Man, don't even talk to Jennifer. I went over there last night and nothing happened. She's a capper.

by sugeknight February 19, 2008

jimmy capped

The act of an outside source contacting the tip of one's penis, rather than one's testicles, providing a different kind of 'stinging' pain.

I went to go catwhack Jeff but i missed and instead jimmy capped his ass.

I got jimmy capped by a flying puck while playing street hockey.

by Linkage September 9, 2006

chappelled

Overmanaging an outstanding creative talent in a way that drives them out of work,

Originating from Comedy Central Dave Chappelle drama

-Jimmy was an outstanding scientist; too bad he was chappelled out of school by Professor Horgan.

-Tiger Woods was about to be chappelled by his father til Tiger laid the smack down.

by paleface July 10, 2006