Marinelli Press Conference

When a person repeatedly avoids answering a question by changing the subject or rambling on with an incoherent anecdote.

"I can't get a straight answer out of this guy! He keeps holdin' a Marinelli Press Conference!"

by Mouf Breathah March 30, 2009

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

coner

When one gets a massive boner for a person with the name Conan.

That guy got a huge coner when he saw Conan.

by OG16 October 26, 2010

Connecticut

The fifth state to join the union of the United States. Considered by many to be one of the six New England states, the other five being Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Maine; considered by New Englanders to be an annex of the state of New York.

Masshole: 'Where ah you from?'
Connecticutian: 'Connecticut.'
Masshole: 'Really? I've never been to that paht of New York."
Connecticutian: 'It's not part of New York!'
Rhode Islander, New Hampshirite, Vermonter, and Mainiac: 'Sure it is.'
Connecticutian: -_-*

by wikkid May 8, 2003

connecticut

ahh connecticut my home! nothin like goin to high school with adidas flip flops without socks when its below zero.....wearing abercrombie, american eagle, hollister, living in a neighborhood were the cheapest house cost over half a million dolalrs...were you can walk the streets at night without being scared.. thats what CT is all about...hanging out on the boat or the island house being soo happy....i cant imagine anywere else to live...connecticut is the california of the northeast even in winter...sitting by the fire reading a book in the heart of new england these are things you cant find anywere else...

dude bring flip flops to school tommorow its gonna be below six

ok dude

by nig January 25, 2005

connecticut

While outsiders may think of millionaires when they hear Connecticut (just like people think of Hollywood and Malibu when they hear California), the notion of it being a fabulously wealthy state is true only in a handful of towns in southwestern and central CT. While it is the richest state in the US, it also has two of the poorest cities in America--Hartford and Bridgeport. The few very wealthy people in CT are so incredibly rich that they skew the data, making the people of CT look richer than they really are. Go for a drive in Hartford, Bridgeport, Waterbury, New Haven, New Britain, or Willimantic as well as the rich places near NYC to get an accurate picture of the state. Connecticut people who live outside Fairfield County hardly even consider it to really be a part of the state--all they have in common with the rest of us is the design of their license plates.

Westport girl: I'm going shopping in The City this weekend.

Bristol guy: What "city"?

Westport girl: Why, New York! What other city would it be?

Bristol guy: Uhh, I have no reason to go to New York, so I rarely do. "The City" is pretty vague to people who are really from Connecticut and not just suburban New Yorkers.

by Mark from CT April 9, 2007

concer

Unruly person that brings out the worst in mankind by promoting selfishness and ill will.

I was at work the other day trying to surf the internet and that concer Harry was talking so loud on the phone that I could hardly see straight.

by retcod lihp December 28, 2005