Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024

xl.condom

flatsound enthusiast

oh @xl.condom?? she loves flatsound

by notxl.condom May 4, 2024

pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza

hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"

by a waffle maker June 20, 2024

Bohemian Condom

Pulling out

My friend Minh used a bohemian condom last night. It’s up to god now…

by StudatronWizard February 7, 2026

Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.

Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!

by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026

Hand condoms

Rubber gloves

Fuego used hand condoms when taking out the trash

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Orange county condoms

someone who sucs on orange flavored condoms for fun or mastebation

ryan did some Orange county condoms last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by whhwejcdbwehudj March 12, 2010