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Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.
by brodean3 March 23, 2024
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xl.condom

oh @xl.condom?? she loves flatsound
by notxl.condom May 4, 2024
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pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
by a waffle maker June 20, 2024
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Bohemian Condom

My friend Minh used a bohemian condom last night. It’s up to god now…
by StudatronWizard February 7, 2026
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Umbilical condom

When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.
Yo, I just used an umbilical condom!
by Kokobolivia Von mallen February 7, 2026
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Hand condoms

by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Orange county condoms

someone who sucs on orange flavored condoms for fun or mastebation
ryan did some Orange county condoms last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by whhwejcdbwehudj March 12, 2010
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