by PEEWEE MONTES October 15, 2005
Get the Colorguard mug.Colorguard is a group of fat bitches, and usually a gay dude who twirl around flags at football games in front of the marching band. These fat asses weren't good at playing an instrument in the band, so they joined the guard. What's sad is that they all think it's a real sport. If color guard is a sport, then taking a shit is a sport too. Nobody likes listening to the band or watching thses uglies throwing around flags. High schools around the country can improve their budget by cutting this "sport."
Guy 1 at football game: "DUUUUDE did you see how ugly the colorguard girls are?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."
by Stylez Pness June 16, 2008
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A small school in Colorado Springs that claims to be the Harvard of the west, but really is not. The girls are horrible looking and even that is an understatement. The party scene is terrible. No one has school spirit because there is no reason to have any because the sports are awful. The block system makes it impossible to transfer because no other private institution believes that it is creditable. Everyone pretends to care about the environment, but will not take public transportation anywhere. The guys are all into bro rape. The girls never shave past their ankles, and the guys are into that. Kids at UCCS have more common sense than the morons here. It's the worst.
by Jason McWilliams October 31, 2008
Get the Colorado College mug.The most stupidest person at CIS. He belives he is some "star person". Quite retarted and belivs that he sould grow a unibrow because of something in the future. He belives that when you call him a pansy, that it is a compliment. Everyone including me hates him.
My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?
My friends and I were joking around and Lizzie goes up to Colton and goes, "Would you go out with I.K.?"
and he replies, "Over my dead festering DINASAUR body." Wierd, eh?
by I.K. April 12, 2005
Get the Colton R. mug.Did you see that flaggot? she just fucked up perfect 10, fucking flaggots can spin sabers, our flute players could do better!
by Nolan July 15, 2004
Get the colorguard. mug.(a combination of the words color and racist): (off): a non-white person who is a racist towards whites.
by Sexydimma June 5, 2015
Get the colorist mug.in a state of confusion; frozen, not knowing what to do or say
similar to Apple computers when they freeze up a small color wheel appears
similar to Apple computers when they freeze up a small color wheel appears
"oh fuck I'm color wheeling"
dude 1: "hey man, whats the answer to number two?"
dude2: "um, gimme a second let me think about this"
....a few minutes past.....
dude 1: "dude whats the answer to number two??!!"
dude 2: "shit dude idk, I'm color wheeling!"
dude 1: "hey man, whats the answer to number two?"
dude2: "um, gimme a second let me think about this"
....a few minutes past.....
dude 1: "dude whats the answer to number two??!!"
dude 2: "shit dude idk, I'm color wheeling!"
by see~dub October 24, 2008
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