Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

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mind cheat

when you cant stop thinking about someones even if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Not always the best thing to do cause its not helping a relastionship... Also means that youre in some way cheating on youre partner . Cause usually the person youre thinking of is in some way more important to you then the partner youre with in the moment.

i cant stop thinking about that guy that makes me happy every time i speak to him or i see im...
i have to stop mind cheating and make a descision.

by whatthefuckwasithinking November 2, 2016

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clam-cheetah

A fast, loose or easy woman; willing and able to take on more than one partner in an evening. Sexual orientation is irrelevant. Most activities tend to be immortalized in gossip amongst witnesses and third parties. To the unknowing, this term can and often leaves the ignorant wondering; "does it mean what I think that means"?

The pool party was most remembered by the selfies and that Clam-Cheetah we found at the bar, who seems to have photo bombed just about every vacation photo of our first night in Maui.

by BabyViking January 19, 2017

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