captain

noun: a jackass or figure of authority worthy of slander

Hello Captian..er.. I mean officer.

by a lonley whore January 1, 2004

Captain

I really have never used this term but...I read a reference to it in regards to Steve McNair's murder.

Basically it sounds like another word for "sugar daddy". An older man who takes care of a younger woman by buying her things, paying bills for her, etc.

Every man I know has a little Captain in him. We see a pretty young thang working her way through nursing or cosmetology school and it's just in our nature to pay a cellphone bill, a car note or get her nails done.

by CapitalCityGoofball July 8, 2009

Captain Crunch

When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.

by harry balzcak September 9, 2009

Captain Marvel

most powerful avenger.

wanda: is that captain marvel?
thor: yeah she powerful as fuck

by natsdanvers January 9, 2022

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

captain fantastic

Superhero with the fantastic power of arrogance.

Captain Fantastic had an epic battle with King Ramas.

by timmy January 22, 2004

Captain Hook

First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.

When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!

by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005