California Uncle 

A California Uncle is a man who has previously had intimate relations with a woman; who has had a child by another man. A man is not a California Uncle until relations with the mother have concluded amicably

“Bro I’ll up later, I have to get a graduation present for my niece”
“Your sister is 20, how do you got a niece?”
“Nah not like a blood niece, I’m a California Uncle”

California Uncle by Vittorio 415 September 25, 2021

california fruit rain 

a dust of short and misty rain drops while in you're in the state of california

"what the hell is this, california fruit rain?"

california fruit rain by thisguy17 November 4, 2021

California Kyton

Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.

His head nodding friend: When are you going back to California Kyton?

California Kyton by Not Lzm November 22, 2021

California Snowball Fight 

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.

Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!

California Snowball Fight by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021

California Affect 

When Californians move to a city en masse and turn it into the next L.A.

My parents and all their friends are moving to Boise, because Idaho is like so L.A. (California Affect)

California Affect by Idaho208 December 3, 2021

California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.

When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.

California day by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022

California loser highlight reel 

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.

Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).

California loser highlight reel by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022