klif-hang-er
noun
1. A pesky and unfinished turd that will require a second trip to the toilet in the near future to finish the job.
2. When your first poop comes to an end and you just don't have the patience to sit on the bowl and contemplate life until the second wave of brown bananas start to fall from the tree.
3. A crap that has been cut short due to any variation of misfortune. Like when you are in a public restroom and some inconsiderate Viking is hammering away on the bathroom door. You can be sure that you've just had a cliffhanger when moments after you close up shop and wash your hands the bubble guts start brewing again. This feeling will be accompanied by a complex emotional reaction including a complete sense of failure and worthlessness at achieving your attempted task, AND a foreboding and ominous worry about the events that are soon to unfold.
4. When your first poop gives you the impression that there is going to be a sequel. However, most sequels are looked forward to with happy anticipation, like Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King or Finding Dory. This is not that. It's gonna be a fucking abortion like Anchorman 2.
noun
1. A pesky and unfinished turd that will require a second trip to the toilet in the near future to finish the job.
2. When your first poop comes to an end and you just don't have the patience to sit on the bowl and contemplate life until the second wave of brown bananas start to fall from the tree.
3. A crap that has been cut short due to any variation of misfortune. Like when you are in a public restroom and some inconsiderate Viking is hammering away on the bathroom door. You can be sure that you've just had a cliffhanger when moments after you close up shop and wash your hands the bubble guts start brewing again. This feeling will be accompanied by a complex emotional reaction including a complete sense of failure and worthlessness at achieving your attempted task, AND a foreboding and ominous worry about the events that are soon to unfold.
4. When your first poop gives you the impression that there is going to be a sequel. However, most sequels are looked forward to with happy anticipation, like Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King or Finding Dory. This is not that. It's gonna be a fucking abortion like Anchorman 2.
Oh man dude.. that crap was an absolute cliffhanger. I fear for the safety of my tighty whities. Mount shitmore is percolating and the brown lava is ready to flow bruh.
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