The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapien who have pencil points in their palm.

Person 1: Do you have pencil points in your palm?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are the breath of versailles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 12, 2025

Breath-Bukkake

Adjective, Breath-Bukkake: When two or more individuals of the same friendship group breathes on another individual in close proximity thereby creating the feeling that they have gained saliva droplets on their body.

Verb, to be breath- bukkaked: Where an individual person finds themselves surrounded or inserted into a group usually in a public place where said group are not wearing masks, thereby being breathed upon by the group. This act is not typically malicious but may occur where there is a lack of social distancing.

Reginald "Excuse me, can you step back I don't want to get your stinky breath- bukkake on my new threads"

Tom and David "sure, no worries"

Sheena "oh my god I just got breath-bukkaked whilst looking for sandwiches in Tesco's!"
Gina "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Sheena "I was wearing a mask, but I still feel soooo dirrrrrtttyyyyyyyy"

Pam "I wish everyone would wear masks on their damn face, seeing their nose hang out makes me feel like I'm covered in breath-bukkake"
Audrey "I think some people just get off on breaking the rules"

by catboobs September 21, 2020

Dragon breath

When you take a toke of the zootasauirus Rex and hold it in and then inhale it again and again and the game is the last person to let the smoke out there mouth

We’re going to do the dragon breath boys

by Stonerasoirusrex June 11, 2020

flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

fat c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny

Omg, I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

by 214B May 18, 2023

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

trump's breath

Trump's continual spewing of lies that makes one as sick as the odor of a dead hooker's cunt.

Donald Trump's breath is nothing but the worst putrid smell laced with lies to try to sweeten it up. In fact his lips might be those of a dead hookers cunt.

by hhillbilly January 24, 2020

Rona Breath

When you test positive for Covid-19.

Everyone that was at the UGA Parade with no mask on is going to have Rona Breath

by Madridman365 January 16, 2022