boyfriend dinner

When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort

Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...

Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!

Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...

by Bratarle June 8, 2015

Boyfriend Hungry

When a person is desperate for a relationship they don't care if they have an emotional attachment or not.

John don't go there, she's boyfriend hungry

by agent-xyz November 24, 2015

boyfriend of the year

Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.

Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year

by Watermelon lord fam October 11, 2016

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Boyfriend Remorse

When you date a girl and then later regret it

Dude is that your ex? You must have some serious Boyfriend Remorse

by RagingPrune July 8, 2016

Boyfriend Dudy

The act of going with your girlfriend while she does things otherwise considered "girly"such as: shopping, getting her hair/nails done, etc.

Guy #1: Dude, let's hangout this weekend, I just got the new Call of Duty

Guy #2: I wish I could man, I'm on boyfriend dudy all weekend.

by Slambumpkin Duncan July 4, 2016

Boyfriend

A boyfriend is the man who gives her butterflies when he texts her back.
A boyfriend is the man she's proud to show her friends and her family.
A boyfriend is the man she wants to give all of her to if he treats her right.
A boyfriend is the man who drives her crazy.
A boyfriend is the man who NEVER cheats on the woman he loves.
A boyfriend is what most women hope to have at some point.
A boyfriend is everything to his girlfriend.

Girl 1: "My boyfriend drives me crazy sometimes, but I love him so much! He treats me so well and I want to give him all of me!"
Girl 2: "You are so lucky! The last boyfriend I had was an idiot who slept around while with me!"
Girl 1: "Was he really your boyfriend then?"
Girl 2: "Good point!"

by collegegirl21 April 21, 2018