My soul's birthday is the summer of 1981 when I heard Van Halen's fourth studio album "Fair Warning"
by The Interesting November 11, 2022

How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.
Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”
by Meatdowner October 18, 2022

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by Chief One Pump June 5, 2019

The strange and unexplainable feeling of awkwardness and embarrassment that hits you around some or all of your birthdays.
by sungem72 June 1, 2023
