beef brick

A very thick square piece of beef With cheese and bacon stuffed inside.

I'm definitely in the mood for beef bricks right now like, bruh.

by LoudenDaGreat January 4, 2017

Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.

The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"

by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012

beef job

Slang for cunnilingus.

I really wanted to impress your mom so I gave her the best beef job of her life.

by Holla D March 4, 2011

Beef Skillet

A sexual experience in which two fat guys have a skinny girl between them and once the fat guys are all sweaty, they flip over.

Dustin and I have to gain some weight before we can beef skillet you.

by Liver and Oignons June 29, 2011

Bitch Beef

Women, particularly 2 or more, who have a lot of tension, stress and malice towards each other. Usually involves petty drama, or semi-serious allegations.

“Damn, why are Chichi and Drac so tilted over Gulab Jamon..?”

“Bitch Beef my bother, Bitch Beef.”

by Outrun February 14, 2023

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023