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Banana Slut Muffin

The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.
Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."
by Daisy's Twat September 3, 2017
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Banana Queen

A banana queen is when a women likes to masturbate with a banana
“I watched your gf masturbate with a banana last night. She’s the biggest banana queen in our school”
by Okaylol42069 November 28, 2018
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infested banana

where you get your mother to insert a rotten banana far up the anal cavity, when pulled out this causes an explosion of shit from the sphincta spraying all over the mothers face. you then take the banana from your mothers hand rub the poop off her face and deep throat the banana.
by joe dirty banana October 20, 2010
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baby banana

Originated by Zee™, baby banana refers to a small penis.
"Isn't he adorable?"

"Yeah, but he has a baby banana."
by ZeeCute December 15, 2013
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Willie's Banana Trick

When a guy fucks a girl with an unpeeled banana and after it breaks inside her, eats it back out.
Girl, "My pussy tastes like banana because I love to do Willie's Banana Trick."
by That Boy Slick! March 10, 2011
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Banana Nutt Crunch

Verb-When a girlfriend, wife, or spouse is mad at their boyfriend, husband, etc. She begins to give him oral sex and stroke his testicles, before the man ejaculates, the women headbutts the man in the penis, more specifically the shaft and then punches the man in the testicles. Hince the name, the banana nutt crunch.
Man, did you hear what Shaquita did to Gonzo? He pissed her off so much, she tricked him into taking his pants off and she gave him a banana nutt crunch, and i ain't talkin' about the cereal.
by Tj Brown March 19, 2008
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banana-ing

A term meaning peeling a banana before eating it. The term was coined by Mr. Kevin LaRosa.
I'm sorry I can't help you peel your banana, Stephanie. I'm bad at banana-ing.
by Studly Steve February 19, 2009
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