crappy bastard

1.) My boyfriend when he's playing a video game and he hits me when i'm down...lol...
2.) Cheater
3.)Someone who rigs the deck before playing poker.
4.) George Bush

1.)You crappy bastard!
2.)Why did you do that you crappy bastard!
3.)We can't trust you because you are a crappy bastard.
4.)Why is a crappy bastard running the country?

by cherry February 27, 2004

alien bastard

A complete cunt who is completely different from anyone you have ever met before.

Shit, that new kids a total alien bastard.

by ' Dan .. December 4, 2007

astro-bastard

1. a person that you hate who is trying to do a trick or jump on a vehicle or peice of extreme sports equipment and fails to complete said trick or jump and continues to try and fail after 3 times.

(Billy is trying to do a kick flip on his skateboard)
Mike: "whats Billy doing?"
Stan:"hes still trying to land a kickflip, weve been here for an hour."
Mike:" that astro-bastard fails at life."

by browniepoint October 9, 2009

slippery bastard

Lyle Brown. The most greasy person Alive

Lyle Brown is a Slippery bastard

by Nickdolte August 1, 2017

Little Bastard

A Little Bastard is occasionally used instead of Crotch Goblin

My friends brother timmy is a little bastard

by Yeeter90000000 April 4, 2020

bastard

If you've spent too long in the sun (or the supermarket), as many out-of-doors Australians have, this becomes an expression of endearment. Similar to the oft maligned mate.

"You old bastard, hahaha!"
"Uh, yes, thank you."

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

Bastard of Soldiers

A quantity. Like a gaggle of geese, or a school of fish. When multiple soldiers (4 or more) congregate together in the same area, they form a social group known as a Bastard.

A bastard does not have a distinct size or number of soldiers within it. Separate individual bastards in near proximity to each other may eventually merge into a larger, more powerful bastard.

"Go over to that bastard of soldiers and get one of them knuckleheads for me."

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010