AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.

"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."

by Glendonson June 10, 2025

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to go apes

To go express oneself wildly or savagely, as an ape would.

My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.

by Peggisms March 24, 2019

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three apes

A greetings usued in the Blue Water area of Michigan.

Me: "Three apes, dude!"
You: "Three apes."

by Major Sleep October 15, 2012

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ape

used for people who have no common sense or are not smart.

you APE!

by AstroStarlite October 19, 2017

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first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007

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