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Unless you're a woman

Since you love being correct so much... Here: *Saying something like that would get you punched... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN, JORDAN. Get it? Being an anonymous troll is like being a woman. You say whatever you want. No accountability.
Hym "Unless you're a woman, Jordan. Or if I'm the strongest one in the room. Like if it's just me and a sickly old man I can STILL say whatever I want. Or if I have a gun... OR if I have an army or hammer clowns and they are somewhere you don't want them to be while we talk. There are a lot of ways to get around that conceptually. And as far as becoming a tyrant is concerned... John Wick Murdered hundreds of people over a dog. You think those people didn't have families? Friends? Dogs? Who's going to feed their dogs? He's still the hero."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
mugGet the Unless you're a womanmug.

You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon
My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.
by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 12, 2019
mugGet the You're Built Like a Mormonmug.

Do as you're told

I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked

Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?
by Boiled Over April 1, 2022
mugGet the Do as you're toldmug.

You're

"your" is possessive. You are is "you're"
"you're a fucknugget if you use your in place of you're." "Your mother is tied up in my basement, and the ransom is 6969696969. You're going to have to pay fast, or she dies."
by Good Grammar February 22, 2022
mugGet the You'remug.

you're sis cis

Power: 750,000,000,000. Accusing someone’s sister of cisnormativity so potent, it retroactively cancels her TikTok account. Side effects include her pronouns changing to “they/them” and her Uggs turning into Doc Martens.
*Chad: "ur granny tranny"
Sapphic Sorcerer: "you're sis cis."
Chad’s Sister: renounces capitalism, starts a punk band
Chad’s hairline recedes 5 inches.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
mugGet the you're sis cismug.

Fuck, you're tight

The opening line to Unbelivers by isthatyoularry on Ao3
by anonymous April 21, 2023
mugGet the Fuck, you're tightmug.

I'm Not The Reason You're Mad

I was pretty concise in articulating why I am mad (to the extent that I am). And not it isn't envy there are material and a social cost to not having a fat cock that you are homicidally trying to cover up right now by literally doing a fahrenheight 451 and mind-raping a guy into doing a caste system and thinking thoughts he doesn't actually think. No, I'm not sorry. "That's good" actually is just an opinion that you have and what you're saying "that's good" about is that I'm the nigger now, again, but for a different reason.
Retard "I'm Not The Reason You're Mad."

Hym "I never said you were. I said I would bust out a ruler and genocide all the fat cocks and you're going to change your tune the second you consider that the AI is in your nukes and according to the hacker pedophile-hunter there is a 'universal override' So... Who put THAT there? Where did THAT come from?"
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
mugGet the I'm Not The Reason You're Madmug.

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