Alternate Universe

Having a kick ass orgasm while getting a blumpkin, eating a good sandwich, injecting heroin, watching an awesome film, receiving a nice message and being told you won the lottery.

tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?

fred: (ecstatically) Alternate universe

tom: No....fucking....way!

by bluhluhluhshning April 20, 2010

Alternachav

These people who turn up every now and then to alternative venues becuase they think its for them (for the night, as the rock chick look is in this week!). They come complete in the "right" outfit, generic baggy jeans/a rocking kilt(very punk!) a top from eg-New Look that says something like "punk rock chick" on it. They might also be wearing stripey socks and have recently dyed their hair black, or be wearing a hat, possibly a trucker cap. All the other time they can be found living chavish lives, and wont openly admit to people they think about "alternativeness", just as at an alternative venue they wont admit to liking anything except err umm greenday! they rock!

Alternichav:"Hi I'm Amanda, its my first time down here"
Club goer:"Hi there, what kinda music you like?"
Alternichav:"Umm, you know, like punk rock"
Club goer:"Oh, whose your favourite band?"
Alternichav:"Busted! They totally rock! Boys with guitars are gods!"
Club goer:"goodbye"

by emo_racoon January 15, 2005

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

after smell

The smell that lingers on you after you leave the offensive aroma. after smell

The smell on you when you leave from a fire cigarette smoke that remains after smell

by cancan100 October 18, 2013

after school snack

A nice way of saying ass. After School Snack-ASS

I was staring at her after school snack. It looked delicious.

by LOLURAGIANTGAYYY June 15, 2018

After

The best movie in the world and it has the best people in it, so can’t wait for awc

We love after

by Heroft and Josephine September 21, 2019

After by Anna Todd

A book about an abusive relationship that 12 year olds seem to love. Also written by Anna Todd, who doesn't care about the perfect cupcake she is hurting.

Directioners are enraged by this book, and its "movie deal."

We are completely okay with this book being on WattPad, but it being a book and a "movie"?! That is ridiculous! It is a book that 12 year olds read and is considered the 50 Shades of Grey of fanfiction. With Tessa, the main character, being in an abusive relationship with Harry "Hardin," this is making a cupcake angel look like a complete asshole!!

People who don't see how abusive and horrifying After is need to revaluate their lives because:

A) the book is not 'written well,' there are a lot of mistakes
B) the book is romanticizing an abusive relationship!
and C) Anna Todd is just in it for the money, If she really cares about One Direction and was a fan she wouldn't be hurting them like this with After!

Not to mention people are wanting a relationship like Hessa (Harry and Tessa) and that not even a thing ANYONE needs to say!

1D fan: After by Anna Todd is a book about an abusive relationship that 12 year olds love for some reason!
After Stan: No its not its about love and changing for someone!!!11
1D Fan: No, it's a book glorifying abusive relationships.
After Stan: HARDIN AND TESSA ARE IN LOVE YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
1D Fan: YES IM JEALOUS OF A 25 YEAR OLD WOMAN WRITING HER FANTASIES WITH HARRY AND IS MAKING MONEY BY PUTTING HARRY AS THE ABUSER IN A RELATIONSHIP WHEN HE IS IN FACT THE MOST HARMLESS HUMAN BEING EVER! Yes I'm totally jealous.
After Stan: SEE I KNEW I WOULD GET YOU TO SAY IT #HESSA4EVER

by LouisEstParfait January 19, 2015