Cadre quinquagénaire ultra-performant qui optimise sa vie comme son vélo en carbone : plus léger, plus rapide, plus efficace.
Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)
Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)
Tu as vu ce que Jean-Marc a posté ? Encore une sortie vélo de 150 km avec son groupe de cadres. Ah, et il a viré sa femme pour sa stagiaire. Classique Mâle Alpha Carbone.
by Laurentnamur5000 March 21, 2025
Get the Mâle Alpha Carbone mug.1) A man with an extremely small microscopic penis(dick) also sometimes used to refer a man with no penis(dick).
2) He is a man who is a repeated offender for animal rape or gets pleasure in raping cattle's.
The one who gets pleasure is in raping dogs, goats and cows.
3) The man who has extremely bad taste in women, prefers to fuck women that are more manly or trans.
They enjoy getting fucked in their ass.
4) Third rate piece of shit, number one rapist(animal). absolute filth of society(the one that needs to be killed) . A Man
whore.
5) They make up stories and constantly boasts about themselves to overcome their ego and insecurity.
2) He is a man who is a repeated offender for animal rape or gets pleasure in raping cattle's.
The one who gets pleasure is in raping dogs, goats and cows.
3) The man who has extremely bad taste in women, prefers to fuck women that are more manly or trans.
They enjoy getting fucked in their ass.
4) Third rate piece of shit, number one rapist(animal). absolute filth of society(the one that needs to be killed) . A Man
whore.
5) They make up stories and constantly boasts about themselves to overcome their ego and insecurity.
"Oh look, another alpha shashi (Rahul Nair) is trying to claim it's not rape is you fuck a dog after getting drunk from having two sips of a beer! "
"He said that if I want to be an alpha shashi , I should hit my wife, pimp her out for 200 bucks a night and get drunk and fuck a goat every Friday!"
"He said that if I want to be an alpha shashi , I should hit my wife, pimp her out for 200 bucks a night and get drunk and fuck a goat every Friday!"
by alphashashi November 23, 2021
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Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas
TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"
TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"
TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"
by Sh4d0wz June 26, 2023
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Get the alpha sigma mug.non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi
toilet and it sucks a-
Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!
Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME
Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*
Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*
Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*
toilet and it sucks a-
Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!
Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME
Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*
Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*
Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*
by Daname_Ch4d June 6, 2024
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