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Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.
“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”
by Pretzal July 14, 2019
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Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.
All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.
by FreddyButt June 6, 2019
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Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.
by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016
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Poopy Weiner Aids

is the definition of some stupid ass shit occurring, that makes you say, "poopy weiner aids"
"Hey mike, did you hear that tf2 isn't getting updated for at least another 25 years?" "Yeah man, that's some Poopy Weiner Aids"
by sawgmassiah July 3, 2023
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Smed/AIDS/SPED

by Cowlover65 January 22, 2019
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Bee bite aids

When someone is bitten by a bee and you get AIDS specifically from the bee bite
I know someone who knows that died from bee bite aids, apparently it is worse than it already sounds.
by Run from the bees December 4, 2019
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AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.
Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live
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